"Fat dumb hobbit"! I thought only Gollum thought of me that way.

But I guess everyone does. ;_;

Well, I'm sure it will be fucking good, even if my ass is numb afterward, and even if cruel fuckers in the theater are calling "Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo!" in a mocking tone when the lights come up after the the film is over.

(Dammit.)