Pete/Tolkien: Poetry Wars

So, I've got this little journal I sometimes scribble in. Just random thoughts, funny things that occur to me, and when I'm feeling clever... bad poetry. A few days back, I wrote this little ditty down and stuffed the journal back on the shelf. Didn't think much more about it.

Roses are red
Orcs are not blue
Rosie is sweet
And Sam likes her stew.

( And thus it begins... )